June 14, 2005 

Everyone lies....

Another great law of life. Everyone lies...

Be it a greater whopper of a story to a little white lie or even telling a girl that her pants does not make her look fat, everyone lies.

Its ok, because to some it is merely a survival instinct and it can't be helped.

But what I REALLY hate is the lady coming into the hospital CLEARLY and blatently pregnant and claims to be a virgin. (Or something to that effect in Malay..)

And it really sucks if you have to take a patient's medical history and she lies about something like that, because the trust is hard to regain.

Lesson to learn, if you are gonna lie....either don't let it be so unbelievable...or don't get caught.



* One possibility is that her boyfriend is a Sith Lord and could use the Dark Side of the Force to get her pregnant with a kid, but I thought I would leave that to George Lucas.


** Michael Jackson just got acquited. Go figure...


*** How did you know I didn't lie about this post?

June 13, 2005 

Money for nothing and hot girls for free...

One of the great laws of Life....nothing is ever truly and absolutely FREE. No matter what you get or receive it will never come for nothing.

"Free gift", "Free gift". What rubbish. Even the English is wrong being that since a gift is already free, how can you call it a "Free free gift"! Bollocks.

Sorry, I'm easily irritable today...its been a lousy day so far. Just one too many "Free gift" ad.


**Oh yeah, I should think the same goes for the hot girls...

June 12, 2005 

Dialogues..

Just a few somethings that got stuck in my mind.....

Excerpts from House MD.

"Dr.Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy, and if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. [pause to breathe deep and stare at each other] Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?"


"Patient: I just want to die with a little dignity.
House: There’s no such thing! Our bodies break down, sometimes when we’re 90, sometimes before we’re even born, but it always happens and there’s never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your ass. It's always ugly - always! We can live with dignity - we can't die with it."


"House: Like I always say, there's no 'I' in TEAM.There's a 'me' though, if you - jumble it up"

If only....

 

Day in day out...

Its been repetitive for the past few weeks (about 2 months now) as I'm going through my Community Medicine posting which daily routine can really kinda bore you. Well at least I can sleep the recommended number of hours daily.

I wonder if the other nedical universities have this same routine.......